The All-Important About Page

The occupation for which I am paid is Chemical Engineer.  I do enjoy a good differential equation and am very much concerned with stoichiometry.  But there’s more…  I’m a husband, father, son, brother, brother-in-law, uncle, and Godfather (my favorite.)  I overanalyze and assume the world is a logical place, much to my dismay and general lack of patience.  I like sports and will turn everything and anything into a competition.  My best sports are soccer, basketball, and running, but my “best” isn’t what it used to be, if it ever was.  I like watching sports, in the following order of importance:  Ohio State football, Pittsburgh Penguins hockey, Arsenal FC, Cleveland Indians, and Ohio State basketball.  I am an above average guitar player, a below average piano player, and my vocal abilities are best left unheard.  I like to take pictures, make movies, and enhance both with computers.  Macs are better than PCs.  Good wine is better than bad wine, and if you’re getting me something, make it red.  Or bourbon.  Or Scotch.  Or anything classified as a stout, lager, or porter.  Or free.  I don’t have much use for politics.  No one says what they really mean, if they really mean anything at all.  I excel in sarcasm and cleaning.  “Deserve” is a dirty word.  It doesn’t matter what you look like, sound like, where you came from, or what you believe.  You get what pay for, what you work for, and what you refuse to accept.

I created this blog because I like to make things and believe I have something to contribute.  As long as you need something to read, I’ll keep working on having something to say.